many people have discovered throughout the history of the world how to do extraordinary things. advanced ideas such as the theory of relativity and nuclear fission took many years to discover. but finally something has exceeded even those great achievements. i know how to put on my pants without igniting myself into a screaming ball of flame. i’ll now share this amazing secret in a step by step process.
step 1: find yourself some pants. make sure they’re your size, otherwise you might end up accidentally strangling your lower parts while struggling to put on your pants. if you are unable to find pants its acceptable to steal someone else’s just for this one time.
step 2: take off anything you already have on your lower body. off with your velcro shoes (and you lucky people who can tie knots, you still need to take off your tied shoes.) if you accidentally took off your shirt, that’s okay; being completely naked is fine if you’re into that sorta thing.
step 3: put one leg into the pants and then the other. (try not to fall, i know it’s hard.)
step 4: pull your pants up! there we go, not so bad, eh? oh crap, they’re backwards. try it again, but this time make sure your zipper/buttons are in the front.
step 5: try steps 3-4 again if you messed up.
step 6: zip or button your pants, or maybe both if you feel that’s truly necessary. by the way: watch out for unwanted pinching if you’re a male.
step 7: wear and enjoy. you also should probably put all your other clothes back on.
Source: http://www.waferbaby.com
it is really funny xD
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